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"I'm a complex person, Kathleen.
I'll never make a perfect husband
but I will try to make you happy."
He did. And then he died.
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"You know, don't you, doctor?"
"Know what, little lady?"
"The truth."
"Truth? I've had enough of that to last a lifetime.
Give me lies anytime, they don't keep me awake at night."
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A shadow emerged from the heavy mist
and Janet crumpled to the grass.
Her brain tumbled as the witch ordered:
"Kill the unicorn!"
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The mind of the fiction writer is sometimes an unsettled thing.
It conjures up snippets of whimsey, touches of chicanery, shadows in dark corners.
Gears shift and wheels turn with midnight musings,
and brain boogers at three a.m. whispering, "What if...?"